Wednesday, January 23, 2008

Beware of the Homeless

Monday, January 21st, 2008:

A homeless man attacked me while I was stopped in my car.

I had the advantage because I had a car and he did not.

The kids were with me.

I thought he was going to carjack me.

So I almost ran him over.

I threw $3 out my window for him to balance my karma for almost hitting him.

I have no regrets.

(If you know me, you know that I was flipping out the whole time and basically driving from the passenger side since he scared the shit out of me and I have a terrible panic disorder)

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